This just happened.
Complete Breaking Bad Badge set!
I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK
not funny tho….
congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.
we need a dramatic reading of this
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
Is that why John Farnham had like a billion farwell tours/shows?
JOHN FARNHAM IS MY GOD I DIDNT REALIZE PEOPLE KNEW HE EXISTS
I LISTEN TO HIS SONGS ON REPEAT
Kirsten Dunst and Jason Schwartzman photographed by Melodie McDaniel for Nylon Magazine, October 2006.
Jason Schwartzman of Coconut Records and brother Robert Schwartzman of Rooney many much years ago. S’cute.
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.
say it with me:
makeup is gender neutral
I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back
(Source: Flickr / edgarwright)
Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like
wAS SPY KIDS 2 EVEN REAL OMG