How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
can my Canadian friends confirm or deny this?
I remember my first ice patch, it was magical
I still remember the day of my hatching. As I broke through the ice I saw the figure of something not exactly human. It was the Alpha Moose. The leader of the Moose pack that raised me until my 10th birthday, when they released me into the city, to live among the humans.
its crazy how disney princesses can just come up with song lyrics like that
They spit freestyle like eminem.
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
when u mention something like twice and someone says ‘ugh thats all you talk about” ok u know what fuck this text post ive spent like 10 minutes looking for a suitable reaction image im becoming desperate
if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel
anxiety is not cured by forcing a person into the situation that makes them anxious
life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
i don’t know why lesbian and pirate sound so right together but they emphatically do
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
THANK YOU JENNI HERD